HOW DOES HE DO IT???
Every single time!

dear pastor,
Your column is very dear to me, my mother used to read your advice to me ever since I was a baby.I am 23 years old and just moved from jamaica to the uk. Ever since I moved I have been working very hard. Unlike most of the work "down in yard", I feel like I am able to receive the fruits from my work which I deserve. Other aspects of my life are going well too, I am seeing many men. Too many, I fear. With most of them I am only interested in having fun but recently most of them have been wanting more from me, which is very different from the "boys from yard". Between my work and my loving activities, I have been neglecting my body and feel very guilty. I try to pray to the lord, and push myself to excercise but nothing helps.

lazy, London, United Kindom.

Dear Lazy.
You should get your other friend from yard and whoop your ass in the gym. or you should both listen to your ipods and smile at eachother from across treadmills. Stop complaining and take action for your life. Prayer and appreciation for G-d is very important but is no substitute for excercise or any other decisions you make in your life for that matter. You cannot be so selfish and keep breaking heards of good men. there are plenty of good men in this world and they should not be hurt by someone who does not intend to care for them.
Pastor